EnragedSephiroth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Canadian NewYears]

A bit late but nice.

You're right, the dedication to the victims of the tsunami was a bit irrelevant, however, thoughtful none the less. Pretty decent animation, the music was nice too. Pretty good job.

[Ghetto Romeo and Juliet]

Quinn Lincoln, about time.

I wrote this review as I watched the movie. You finally added some voices and some motion in your drawings, nice. It was about time you made some improvement, just don't let it get to your head. A lot of the movie consists of the two dudes walking and talking to one another. Don't scream into your mic it rattles the reception and ruins the sound quality. You won me over with the pulp fiction theme, I had to give you a 3/5 because I did like the movie, it wasn't awe-inspiring but it was pretty good, this one actually seemed to have a plot and some length unlike the others. You couldn't do this all by yourself though, it shows. Your solo movies are pretty weak, this one isn't bad, of course it wasn't just made by you though. Next time, learn to apprecaite works for their true value and labor put into them instead of talking shit bro.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

what the hell are you talking about. most of my movies have voices now. are you comparing this to my EXTREMELY old movies/peices of shit. I could easily do this by myself jackass, my friend and I do voices, and we both "ghetto'd" up the script together. It's pretty easy to do more than two voices; and to add phrases like 'yo yo yo' to a movie.

[Cts kick some terr. ass]

Another stick fight.

At least this flash had a pre-loader. The fact that you used sticks wasn't vey impressive at all. You at least gave the sticks faces, I'll give you a point in graphics for that, however, you have a bad habit at not using voice-overs or getting yourself a mic for movies that require voice-acting to boost their score, and you also use a lot of matrix-rop-off moves, which also drops it down. Your musical choice also isn't very fitting with what's going on in the movie Mr. Quinn Lincoln.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

i must have angered you at sometime; because this is the 3rd movie i've seen you review of mine. The funny thing is, you seem to finding all my very worst movies and reviewing them; I hope that makes you feel better at night.

[Adventures with Damon]

C'mon dude.

This was pretty weak. Your characters weren't drawn all that horribly, however, they could have used more movement, a lot more movement. Overall the movie was pointless, didn't go anywhere and didn't really get any laughs out of me despite it trying to be funny, it failed miserably.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

and one more of your reviews to respond to.. this movie wasn't made for you to laugh. This movie was made to piss of as many people as I could during the time that this was made; so I made as many damon movies as I could in a short amount of time, before the original 'For Damon' movie slipped out of everyone's memory.

[Mario's Fury]

I never liked Toad, thanks for killing him!

What's with all the Mario flashes submitted to the portal in the last 20 mins? In response to your author's notes, I like Mario flashes, and I like Sprite Flashes even more; they give you characters that have already been made and taken from games (like on sprite sheets) so you can work with them to your own imagination. In the beginning bit I like the way you mixed Mario 2 music with a Mario 3 effect. The backgrounds in the movie were put together pretty nicely. The sfx you used were very appropriate, especially Toad's scream from Mario Kart. I know some people will vote low on this, but let me be the one to tell you, it was put together very nicely, very clean, and very original. Yes even though Mario might not sound like an original premise, the way in which you blended the sfx and the short but sweet plot was pretty damn nice. I would have appreciated a longer movie, but hey this is good enough as-is.

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Good (initial) message, bad movie.

You used Faye Wong's "Last Night Here With You" song from Final Fantasy 8. You also continuously loop the introduction of the song, that definitely kills the only sound the movie had. The words were drawn very crappy. Your movie attempts to convey a good theme that "God exists" heck I believe he does, however, the way in which you convey the theme is very crappy because you say "that's why people suffer" because they don't communicate with God. A word to the wise: people suffer regardless of whether they communicate with God or not. People die, people get sick, people get killed, death is indiscriminant. The whole point to your movie that you might stop suffering if you communicate with God is invalid and just plain false. The only way you will cease to suffer is if you die and go to heaven (I say go to heaven just to play along with your movie).