EnragedSephiroth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Simple Line 7]

Squiggles and lines for frame-burners? Nice.

Hehe, the "Drag and drop the ball" pre-loader was very entertaining for a while, loved the way you could toss the ball higher than the screen too. Nice bounce physics.

Oro: Nice effects, especially the meteor crash bit and the fire effects. The subliminal "wtf" in the end was nice as heck too.

Tox: Loved the goo effects, the music was aweseome as well. The explosive effect using halfway through this segment came off without a hitch as did the water-ropple effect. The mad cloud destroying the city bit was very original. The spongebob bit was just priceless to me, considering that I abhor the Sponebob characters. My congrats to TOXICBOMB on this smooth piece of art.

API: Your choice of music is exceptional. Loved the rapidity and fast-pace of action in your animation as well.

BBQ: I have to admit the dancing piggy was very entertaining as was the batman. Although your drawings are simplistic and your animation was shorter than those of you predecessors, it has another original feel to it.

TFC: Was that Brak and Zorak singing? Geez it's been ages since I've seen them. Anyway, your animation skills are completely off the chain, as are your drawing skills. Your drawing style and effort put into this one was what brought up the graphic score in my review from a 6 to an 8. I have to admit this is the best animation (as far as I can tell) in this collaboration, my hat's of to you.

[Chubaka Jam #2]

Another crappy Piconjo flash.

C'mon Piconjo, you can do better, stop screwing yourself in the ass with crappy flash movies.

Now for the critique: The first animation trying to poke fun at Legendary Frog'd flash concept of himself was pretty pointless because it was a standstill doing the same repetitive short motion. That seriously looked like it required no effort whatsoever.

When a person utilizes the rewind button the music keeps playing, that's a rather lame glitch. As far as the Anime Porn 2 bit goes, that also sucked.

The Madness Combat 5 bit was also lame, repetitive and flat-out uncalled for both with the gayness and plagiarism on the Madness series. Piconjo where's your originality?

Possible reason for shitty flash: You don't really <3 anyone, eventhough you claim that "Piconjo <3's joo" I think you just make these kind of flash movies out of inner-hurt towards NG for scoring other movies that were better than this with low scores. I'm sorry that happened.

Solution: You need to prove the people in NG (who doubt your true flash skill) wrong and start churning out better stuff than this.

Ogmz-Chubaka responds:

Yes, if Only I was Piconjo. I may be a Piconjer, but I don't even deserve to be called Piconjo. As for Piconjo's skills, watch the Naziground series, he shows it there you fucktard, Piconjo is probably the best artist on NG, but everyone blams his work because they are homosexual, so they get offended. :)

[Adventures of Playfull 2]

Keep at it, this has potential.

Try observing some Looney Toons cartoons closely if that's the kind of animation you're going for. This particular animation was weak. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but at least there's lots of room for improvement. You seem to have decent flash skills and the potential to churn out a good movie, you just need better writing or premise(s) for your flash animation(s) that's all bro, you should do good if you have that.

Also, nice name Mek1985, that was my year too :P

Mek1985 responds:

thanks, but i wasn't really rooting for front page with this bowl movement

[honey roasted peanut 2]

This can't be the clock crew I've heard about.

I thought the clock crew was supposed to be good? This clearly isn't the original stuff if that is the case. This flash required less-than-nothing in terms of effort and skill. Blam this useless waste of NG space and save the NG server a couple KB.

OrangeClock responds:

jesus christ you're a faggot

[Kerri's Big Invention]

I've got to say this is some of your finest work.

Needless to say, awesome job Joseph. This is why you're on my favorite Authors list. I can give no constructive criticism on this or any gripes either. All I can say is, keep up the great work. Awesome bro.

[Endless Epic EP.1]

Hmm... a bit cliche.

I noticed the guy's guns were shaped like squares from the front... was that done to be original or because you didn't want to bother drawing circles?

[Kendo Rage Outtakes]

Thank God for sprites.

Ah, gotta love sprite movies. Check mine out if you ever get the chance Karma. Anyway, the huge metroid and huge goomba were hillarious. I found your movie to be lacking some depth, but then again, it was only for comical purposes (hence the "outtakes" title) so it serves it's purpose and got a few good chuckles out of me. Although I never played Kendo Rage myself, I hope you enjoyed the game as much as I enjoyed watching this flash.

KarmaX responds:

Thank you, I think i will check out your movies. And thanks for the kind words, even though my personal thoughts on this flash was that it could have been better. But i'm still glad you enjoyed it. ^_^

[PureCarnage]

Looks promising. I'll keep an eye out for this.

Looks like a promising series, just don't bring any ICP shit into this, it looks like you might have some sort of ICP influence, I hope not, you look like a more intelligent artist than that. Anyway bro, keep up the good work, I'm looking foward to it.

PureCarnage responds:

Sorry no "I-see-pee" influence. Check my Banned Down South animation if you want to see that influence.

I think for a series, it will be totally differnet, I have big plans.

[Persistance Pays]

Ah this was sweet dude.

I enjoyed watching this, Brian. The funny thing was you didn't really need dialogue to understand what was going on. The way you drew the two main characters was pretty unique too, they sort of looked "Octorock" -ish from the Zelda series. Keep up the good work bro, you're on the right track.

[Happy Hanuka !]

Ergh, some sound would have been good.

The lack of sound effects killed my score for your movie, sorry bro. I have to admit it had a decent amount of originality and decent animation though.