EnragedSephiroth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Van Helsing VS Wolf Man]

Some people don't know how to rate.

It was well-animated. But animation isn't everything in newgrounds. It was too short, what little humor it had in it was ok, but really the whole kick-in-the-balls thing was funny for a second but it gets old quick after watching so many episodes of The Simpsons where a man gets hit in the groin by a football. You're not the first to do a Van Helsing parody either, and although the other one (with the high rating) was better than this one, it had some substantial weaknesses too. Nice work with the backgrounds though, they looked very smooth and well-done.

[Embrace the randomness 1]

Hey, you can't please everyone right?

Not all people will be pleased with the Bush bit but I was. Why was I pleased? Because it's true, he has a tendency to screw over the poor. Anyway, all political opinions and facts aside, that was a very random and original movie dude. I think you have a lot going for you, keep the original sense of humor coming. The little bit with the catapult was awesome, when the guy walked over to the other side and still got catapulted made me crack up for a minute or two, pretty clever. Great work bro, let's hope other people vote to protect this.

[=The Snake & Jesus Show=]

:O

Yeah... so um... wow... I can't even write a cogent review because of how bad that blew.

[The Matrix Still Has You]

Great parody.

I don't know what's up with the Justin Timberlake song after the movie ends but... it's quite disturbing. Anyway, awesome job, for the most part.

[ihateclowns]

Stop with those stupid voices.

yeah aparently your brother is very cool, so cool his movie got Turd of the Week :D And you get a blam vote, just for those stupid voices.

[Death Knight Parts 1 & 2]

Nice work.

Storyline sounds great, and the humor in it kicks butt nicely, great job. The bit with the evil master was hillarious, especially with the corny voice acting and fake evil laughter >.> you could hear your breath you know? Lol anyway despite that, great work, very entertaining.

[Stunts: The Barrel Roll]

Looks like originality is blooming somewhat today.

Nice work with the 3D effects on the car, the dude running out of the car raising his arms was a pretty funny bit too. This isn't half/bad really, it's better than a lot of other stuff I've seen submitted in the portal. Eventhough I'm not every fond of stick figures, you didn't use any cliche, played out crap that so many animations use recently. Thank you for submitting something with originality in mind.

[No Nads]

Lol catchy tune.

Quite original :) I mean it, it's a lot more original than 90% of the garbage that comes through the portal, thank you for that bit of comic relief.

[Phantasmagoria]

Damn straight.

Well done guys. There weren't really many flaws in this movie, the good overwhelmed the bad tenfold, although I have to repeatedly stress that clocks suck and that simulated voice thing sucks too, it's played out :/ But other than that, kick ass compillation.

SeizureDog responds:

Well thats a very nice thing to say :)

But give them clocks a chance m'k? A lot of people used to hate them, then learn to like them (myself included)

[Newgrounds Versus - Final]

So this is what happens when titans clash.

Gel... awesome... great voices, great visuals, really just great everything. I don't even have to give your movie compliments, it compliments itself.
Jerm... what a twisted movie lol, I'm sure if this weren't a competition you'd be right up there on the daily and weekly top numbers. That was some trippy silent-hill-ish stuff in there, awesome work bro. The song in your movie was the only thing that bothered me... because I've heard it somewhere before Jerm, I just can't remember where>.<