EnragedSephiroth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[4 Swords ep.1 Original]

Ah Hadouken dude, I enjoy watching your movies.

Not bad, not bad at all. The sound-track was right on-key with Zelda, especially the Western Palce (1st dungeon) song from Zelda III: A Link To The Past (SNES 1993). One thing that I didn't like much was the low-volume in the movie, the audio was low, and the background music was even lower. This was a rather small file, you could have made it larger and added a bit more suspense to it to keep it interesting, but ah well. You tricked me using the Termina Field song instead of the Hyrule Field theme in the movie, that song always makes me go "wha?! oh it's that one." Anyway, nice flick bro, if you have any time, (that is, if I haven't suggested it already), get around to seeing Kingdom Sprites, my bro and I would greatly appreciate a review from you.

[Mario Outtakes Preview]

You get a whistle for not acrediting Nintendo.

Stop testing your stuff on Newgrounds. The flash portal is not a place for "testing the waters" damnit, submit your flash when it's finished, unless it's a trailer for a bigger production (and a good one at that) like Fallen Angel. If you need advice, you need sound-effects, perhaps a bit of Mario Bros jingles, and a faster frame-rate or shorter motion tweens, everything in the movie moved way too slow.

[Super Mario: Toads Rage 6]

I see you're in college, so I don't blame ya.

At first I was like, , wow the Sephiroth theme, kick ass.... but then it just went on and on and on and into the movie for a bit and I got tired of it, sad to say so. The action wasn't all that fast-paced, and the sound effects were off by a frame or two in sokme parts, but that's no biggie, it's still a good movie. The bit where Toad's hand fades out when he dies, was a nice way to see his death through his eyes. Aside from that, that's all the notable/outstanding stuff I could point out, good job though. It's hard to devote all your time to making a movie when you've got your hands full like in college, so yeah, I know you could have made this even better than it already is.

[The Final Task]

This was drawn like... heaven...

Dude... this was one of the first flash movies I ever saw, before I joined NG, I just got around to reviewing it right now. This is a masterpiece.

[Passions of the Christ]

Ah, I get it!

No I don't... this was a pointless waste of animation. If it is not blammed I will notify an Admninistrator about it and make sure they have it deleted from the Newgrounds server because of it's offensiveness and idiocy. Sure we have freedom of speech, but not at the expense of the happiness of others. Go shove a splintered cross up your ass.

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 03]

This was somewhat refreshing.

"A rapping robot" lol. Right off the bat I'll let you know that the music quality is bad. Gato's song is badly-recorded (except for the Millenial fair moonlight parade song, that had excellent quality), and the vocal-effects are way too short and clipped, although I must say Gato's rhymes are nice except for when that 50 cent song came out. The way you used the font when Taban insulted Crono was very clever. You know, I said the exact same thing when I saw Taban hitting the machine with a hammer. One thing that bothered me though... you forgot to put the little sparkle in the second tele-porter on the right... If you like this sprite movie, but think it lacks action, check out Kingdom Sprites, also featured on Newgrounds.

Cryokenetic responds:

*Cough shameless plug cough*

[Piconjo Jelly 1]

I hope an admin sees this quick.

You said: "Hello Everyone this is Pionjo Jelly 1 we have spent years in production and are fianally done!" I find that hard to believe... this could be made within less than five minutes while you're drunk and (since it's you guys) it wouldn't surprise me if you were also sucking on a cock while you were at it.
You also said: "we hope you love it as much as we do because we love it!" We're not gonna love a piece of shit just because you think it looks good.
And finally you said: "Funjob has worked aimlessly on it for days and with the help of piconjo cannibus clock and piconjo teh third we love them! So please vote 5 and enjoy!" I thought you said "we have spent years in production" did you not? The sound-effects in the movie blow horribly, you failed to compress it into a fair size for people with slower connections to download, and furthermore, you are asking people to "vote 5." Are you sure you're all not just one sad and lonely horny homo locked in a room with nothing to do other than point the finger at flash artists that are easily superior to him? Ah well, anyway, I guess we'll never know, but for now, choke on your cock(s) and die. Flash Bros own you.

The-Homo-Flash-Bros responds:

You have a few nice points! However you are correct it never did not take years it took a couple of weeks (We have work you know). Second i go agenst your all 0 review because we all did something. That at least deserves a one. The whole one person bieng us thing is of course not true at all. We will submit a pic to forums to prove it. There are three of us. Again we are not homos its just in our name. As for the LF part bieng better than us no he isent. My brother funjob has a degree in animation (we will also submit that to the forums). Again We animate like this because we do not have a tablet. My brother's tablet belongs to the company he works for so he can not bring it home. Finally The Flash Bros are our friends. true look at thier profile and under favorite authors. and look at their replies to our reviews. Sound friendly enough huh?

Damnit

P.S. Go suck a cock and thanks for voting 1092846685 that will get us to the top ten

[ButterField 1: Britney]

Whoa... what a turn off.

Damn... that was pretty gross... and I'm a straight guy. The sexsearch thing... I know you have to give credit to your sponsors but God damnit, you guys at zipperfish loose points with that, sorry, I hate comercials. But anyway, great critique on Britney, the jokes were right on the money, and the puns were even better, awesome job, I couldn't have said it better about her myself.

[How your garden grows]

Lol, this was pretty nice.

The "characters" (if you can call them that) in the movie reminded me a lot of pokemon... very nicely-done though. I'm glad you took your time making it. That's why it made front-page.

[Auf Achse]

Wow, franz ferdinand rocks.

The music was very fitting to the movie (that was the title duh). The fighting wasn't top-notch, but it was more than awesome, especiallyt he bit when he flying-kicks the dude into the fountain and then he turns around and socks the guy behind him. Well-done man, this deserves its awards.

AligatorHead responds:

ok.