EnragedSephiroth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[There she is!!!]

This just...

Masterpiece. This needs to go in a Newgrounds Hall of Fame or something.

[A Fly Story]

Cute fly. This is awesome.

The graphics you used when the guy creeps up on the fly when he first emerges through the door... that was really kick ass bro. This movie has a great concept, lots of originality scores you huge in style. You included a good song that goes along with what's happening as the movie progresses. This is definitely protection-worthy. Let's hope it ranks up in the top daily list.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I would crap myself with glee if it did!

[Black Legends - Intro]

Nice concept.

Nice use of the Midi Megaman X 4 title, it sounds kind of crappy towards the end though because it's midi. Did you personally make those sprites? Dumb question, you more than likely did, great job. If you have the chance check out a sprite series my bro and I made called Kingdom Sprites, it's also in Newgrounds. I can't wait to see your finished work.

Preternatural responds:

I did not make ALL the sprites, only Dragoon Roy. (that one with the spear) Oh, and the ones you couldn't see. The others were made by my friends: Zilthai, BlackJack, Vordox, Shining_Eden. (you guys are the best)
Reading this review makes me want to convert Black Legends from spritecomic to a series of flash movies. Thanks for your review. ^^

[Cocaine happiness]

That was a waste of download time.

While you were on coke, you forgot to compress the movie, to assure we got less download time... I hope you get crucified once for every person on 56k that had to see this.

SuperShroomClock responds:

Get DSL, assclown.

[Resaelmo Ep.1]

Dude you need a mic!

Had you added voice acting to this it would have scored much much higher. If you didn't have a mic, you shouldn't have submitted this until you added voices... this would have been good.

[The Takamori Legend]

You, my friend, will be immortal.

The scene, where the samurai rushes the ninja both swords crossed over, and he pushes the ninja back and takes a few swipes at the ninja; that was SO Ninja Scroll dude. But anyway, that's a good thing. This will hit the top of every chart at newgrounds faster than you can say Musashi Takezo Miyamoto.

[Phantasmagoria 2:Avatar]

Well I was going to give this a 3/5 but...

The animations that were good deserve better than that. Those animations were:
Gank's animation with the demon and the rotten finger... dude that was screaming originality and uniqueness, big up's on that one that kicked ass.

The Happy Sheep... what else can I say, it was well-drawn, basic, and to the point, very well done.

The seizure dog with the soy sauce... pretty original lol even funnier was the voice saying "soy sauce."

And finally Hypocriticism's 2nd movie "I hate Hyperactivity." That was off the chart with originality, all the falling items were really well-done and I couldn't get tired of watching them fall and collect at the bottom of the screen, very kick ass.

All of the authors mentioned here earned this movie a high-score, the others... just didn't quite do it justice like these guys did. None of the animations were crap, well except maybe J Smooth's movies those were sub-par. Anyway, the rest of you guys kicked major ass.

[Foamy Fan Mail 6]

Contact is a necessitie of existence

You get a 3 for graphics because foamy isn't some top-notch looking thing. You get a 1 for sound because foamy's voice is so high-pitched it sounds like he was screwed up his colon and kicked in the nuts more than a fare share of times. A 3 for humor because it got a half-snort out of me.

Even the stupidest animals need contact or some sort of affection otherwise you turn out like foamy... permanently single, still a virgin, interchancing between the left and right hands, I know why foamy may not need a girlfriend though.. because he surpasses the stupidity of every living and existing animal.

I don't understand why people like Foamy, it's not really funny, it's more ignorant than funny, and with this I will stop wasting my words and end my comment.

[When Pigs Fly!]

The pigs flying thing is so cliche... but anyway

Good job, especially for a first submission... there are people here that submit crap regularly and all it is is... crap, but you come here for your first submission and it's pretty darn decent. I like the sound effects, as you can tell by the 8 I gave it for sound, they're very loud, crisp, and accurate, nice job with those, I gotta find me some.

[Kingdom Sprites: Episode1]

Well I'm being honest.

Even though I helped piece this together I'm not about to shove my head up the my ass and treat it like the cream of the crop. Like Silencer169 said, it's his first submission, so that means it will only get better as time goes on. I think most of the sound effects I recorded were appropriate but I have to re-do some of them for the next episode, anyway, let's get the lead out!

silencer169 responds:

You tell' em Danny...

-silencer169