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Beat up Sandbag Beat up Sandbag

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not great.

Definitely a nice effort but with the lack of fluid animation and missing sfx in various parts, this isn't deserving of anything over a 4.

Pico Epilogue Pico Epilogue

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

T'was ok.

Quite nice. Definitely not "epic" as others call it.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very nice

Having played the game through a couple times, I can say this breaks down the story very well in a nice nutshell.

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Recent Game Reviews

Boobs, Butt...? Part 2! Boobs, Butt...? Part 2!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Some what ambiguous.

Some of the pictures weren't a shoulder at all... they were a tricep... which happened to be right next to a boob, yet it was counted as a shoulder... how awkward. Anyway, I got a score of 11/20, with some comment saying that I was most-likely gay or something, however, I'd beg to differ since I'm not the one putting stars on women's tits and rating this as having mild audible explicit (and annoying) language, even though the women are nude.

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LOZ scene creator LOZ scene creator

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Lol it was ok.

I enjoyed creating a worst-case scenario where Link, Zelda and Link's uncle are all at the mercy of the soldiers and bosses, and Ganon somehow gets a hold of the Master Sword ;o oh no! Well anyway, t'was entertaining for a while, add more sub-menus and different options, scenery and please get rid of that god-awful system of a down zelda-killing song.

Dominus Predator-Sim Dominus Predator-Sim

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Took long enough to load.

Let's see here
Reputation: 398
Girls: 24

I don't know what kind of ending other people got, I've heard some complaining about getting killed at the end and such, or ending up in the slammer permanently. I actually got hired by the boss quartet as a permanent drug dealer and hitman. I think the reason for that is because my main source of income came from doing drug runs for Sakura at first, and then doing hits for the other boss, and I bought a lot of girls off the other boss on the far right. If I may impart some advice, never carry more than $200 on you, so you can make quick money by doing drug runs. If you think you're gonna get caught, throw all your cash in the safe, make sure you have enough to buy a gun again and start fighting underground when you get out of jail. After running a hit, always, immediately dump the body, and if you have any left over hp, do a drug run and fight underground (do only these 3 in one day if you have the gun).

There are some extras at the end but... I'll let you guys find them. There's a gallery, a beat-up game where you can beat up a fighter, and some quote listings. I'll give you a hint, it's in Uncle Jim's shop, or w/e it's called. Anyway I had a blast playing this, most of the pictures weren't as hardcore as I'd like, but were more on the violent side instead :\ that's not so good at all. I'm usually bad at sim games, so I don't play them much, but I have to say that I was rather surprised to see how easily I pimped this one in a matter of one hour. Thanks for not making it hard-as-nails Hazard.

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Recent Audio Reviews

LoZelda Usher's Hylian Yeah LoZelda Usher's Hylian Yeah

Rated 0 / 5 stars


That wasn't house. That wasn't even music. How dare you desacrate The Legend of Zelda's theme with Lil' John's "Yeah?" That was a shameful attempt at creating music, you failed. The Zelda theme came in way to suddenly and the rythms didn't even add up. I'm sorry to be so rude but you just turned the Zelda theme to shit by even mentioning "yeah" around it.

HouseMasta responds:

i dont think any song really deserves a 'perfect' 0.... it was not a great song, i admit that, but it wasnt the worse song in the history of mankind, so whatever.... sorry :)

Tricky Concert Tricky Concert

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very clean piece of work.

I liked this song so much I left it playing for about an hr while I browsed about NG. Awesome work bro.

ParagonX9 - Defection ParagonX9 - Defection

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very Prodigious.

Damn. Thank Shrike for introducing me to your awesome audio. Is it ok if I use a tune or two of yours in a series me and my bro are working on? We'll give credits of course, no one can deny your skill. I loved the fast-paced drumming; I can imagine this tune in a high-speed, fast-paced situation like a chase, flight, or a fight.